Economy got you down? Don’t worry old world media professionals, it’s only a matter of time before you also get repurposed for the online space.
Your old job through a rose-coloured Photoshop filter:
If you are a… |
Then become a… |
| Writer | Web Content Creation Specialist |
| Marketing Assistant | Online Marketing Coordinator |
| Marketing Manager | Integrated Marketing Manger |
| Art Director | Web Designer |
| Public Relations Associate | Social Media Coordinator |
| Promotions Manager | Web Affiliate Specialist |
| Advertising Manager | Adwords / CPC Specialist |
Sales Associate  |
Sorry we replaced you with a robust e-commerce platform and usability specialists. If you want we can teach you how to email people asking for link exchanges but you will have to compete with international specialists from India. |
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