Nano-Blogging

April 30th, 2009 | Posted by admin in Social Media - (0 Comments)

Nano-Blogging, because Mirco-Blogging is just not good enough.

Economy got you down? Don’t worry old world media professionals, it’s only a matter of time before you also get repurposed for the online space.

Your old job through a rose-coloured Photoshop filter:

If you are a…

Then become a…

Writer Web Content Creation Specialist
Marketing Assistant Online Marketing Coordinator
Marketing Manager Integrated Marketing Manger
Art Director Web Designer
Public Relations Associate Social Media Coordinator
Promotions Manager Web Affiliate Specialist
Advertising Manager Adwords / CPC Specialist
Sales Associate Communication Sorry we replaced you with a robust e-commerce platform and usability specialists. If you want we can teach you how to email people asking for link exchanges but you will have to compete with international specialists from India.

Just a quick service announcement:

Within moments of his status update which included the word “bitch”, Piddles was found Facebook-less. His profile was down only for a couple minutes but it seems Facebook is cracking down on swearing. Thankfully he was back and running promptly when they read his post and realized he was actually referring to a female dog he had met earlier that day at the vet.

With a little Googling it seems piddles was not the only victim.

This phenomenon is allegedly new, based on a couple of my friends comments:

But I used to swear on my Facebook status all the time…

Tisk-Tisk Facebook, you’re putting the final nail in your own coffin. Censorship kills creativity and eventually any online application – no matter its Titanic appearance.

This stinks of concerned parents somewhere in the midwest.

At least Tom will be happy.